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        <title>An interesting Tailscale + Docker gotcha</title>
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        <content xml:lang="en" type="html">&lt;p&gt;As I’ve &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-i-use-tailscale/&#34;&gt;written&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/&#34;&gt;about&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/exposing-game-servers-over-tailscale/&#34;&gt;before&lt;/a&gt;, I use &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/&#34;&gt;Tailscale&lt;/a&gt; for a lot of things. I thought I had it set up in a reasonably secure manner, but I recently noticed a problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I use Tailscale’s ACLs to limit what each node can access, based on the tags I apply to it. So an &lt;code&gt;app&lt;/code&gt; node can’t access anything via Tailscale, while an &lt;code&gt;integration&lt;/code&gt; or &lt;code&gt;server&lt;/code&gt; node can access things tagged with either &lt;code&gt;app&lt;/code&gt; or &lt;code&gt;integration&lt;/code&gt;. This is expressed pretty simply in the Tailscale ACL JSON:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;pre class=&#34;chroma-chroma&#34;&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tagOwners&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Servers that can be SSH&amp;#39;d into
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:server&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Applications that are exposed on tailscale but never connect out
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:app&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Things which talk to other services over tailscale (connecting to apps etc)
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:integration&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;},&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;grants&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Users can access everything
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;src&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;autogroup:member&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;dst&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;*&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;ip&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;*&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;},&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Servers and integrations can access integrations and apps
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;src&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:server&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:integration&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;dst&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:integration&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:app&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;ip&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;*&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;},&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;}&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;Over the past week I’ve been setting up a private &lt;a href=&#34;https://forgejo.org/&#34;&gt;Forgejo&lt;/a&gt; instance behind Tailscale, complete with an actions runner that runs things using a docker-in-docker container. I didn’t want the runner knowing anything about Tailscale, so I had it configured to speak to Forgejo direct over HTTP (&lt;code&gt;forgejo:3000&lt;/code&gt;) instead of using full Tailscale HTTPS URL that I use when accessing it (&lt;code&gt;http://git.example-net.ts.net/&lt;/code&gt;)&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:1&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything was going fine, until I forgot to do that translation… and it worked. My Forgejo action runners could access anything on my tailnet. I run several things on Tailscale that just have authentication turned off, on the basis that only authorised devices can access them. Things like the admin interface for this website. I definitely didn’t intend for any workflow I run on my git server to have access to edit my website!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This wasn’t just limited to Forgejo, either. Any docker container I was running could access the tailnet. In hindsight it’s fairly obvious why: the host is running Tailscale, connected as a node tagged with my &lt;code&gt;server&lt;/code&gt; tag. That creates a &lt;code&gt;tailscale0&lt;/code&gt; interface, and automagically sets up iptables rules to route Tailscale traffic over the interface. Docker also automagically sets up iptables rules to bridge traffic, and apparently these two sets of rules interact in such a way that traffic from Docker containers is allowed to route via the &lt;code&gt;tailscale0&lt;/code&gt; interface.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I say it’s fairly obvious in hindsight — there’s no reason why Docker would special case any particular host interface after all — but it still feels pretty surprising. Because both bits of software inject their own iptables rules, I never really had a good mental model for how they interact. The host Tailscale node was a completely separate building block to Docker. It would be a pain to use either of them if they didn’t do these rules, but it’s also one of the reasons I don’t really like “magical” things&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:2&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:2&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are lots of ways to fix this, but none of them feel particularly great. You can configure both Tailscale and Docker to not automatically fiddle with iptables and handle the rules yourself, but I really hate dealing with iptables&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:3&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:3&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. As a stopgap I did hold my nose and add some iptables rules to drop traffic to the &lt;code&gt;tailscale0&lt;/code&gt; interface if it originated from the IP ranges that Docker was configured to use:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;pre class=&#34;chroma-chroma&#34;&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;iptables -I DOCKER-USER -s 192.168.0.0/16 -o tailscale0 -j DROP
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;iptables -I DOCKER-USER -s 172.17.0.0/12 -o tailscale0 -j DROP
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;The &lt;code&gt;DOCKER-USER&lt;/code&gt; chain is a nice little escape hatch; it comes before the main auto-generated &lt;code&gt;DOCKER&lt;/code&gt; chain, and Docker leaves the rules in it alone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I added these rules, and felt pretty good about myself, and then… everything started breaking in weird ways. After some debugging I realised the problem was DNS&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:4&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:4&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. The server’s DNS resolver is &lt;code&gt;100.100.100.100&lt;/code&gt;, a special Tailscale address. This is so that it can resolve tailnet hostnames via &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/kb/1081/magicdns&#34;&gt;MagicDNS&lt;/a&gt; (and so I don’t have to configure my custom DNS servers manually on each device; Tailscale does it for me). My new iptables rules inadvertently dropped all the DNS packets coming from docker containers. D’oh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously the solution here is to double down and add MORE iptables rules:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;pre class=&#34;chroma-chroma&#34;&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;iptables -I DOCKER-USER -s 192.168.0.0/16 -d 100.100.100.100 -o tailscale0 -j ACCEPT
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;iptables -I DOCKER-USER -s 172.17.0.0/12 -d 100.100.100.100 -o tailscale0 -j ACCEPT
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;This got DNS working again, but it all feels a bit gross. Not least because to actually make these persist you need to use &lt;code&gt;iptables-save&lt;/code&gt;, and then you also get all the rules that both Docker and Tailscale have inserted. I came across &lt;a href=&#34;https://github.com/giangi/iptables-docker-filter&#34;&gt;a script&lt;/a&gt; to filter out the Docker ones, but… yuck&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:5&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:5&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I realised a cleaner idea might just be to lock down what &lt;code&gt;server&lt;/code&gt; tagged nodes could access within Tailscale itself. That way I can avoid touching iptables at all. It’s handy to be able to &lt;code&gt;curl&lt;/code&gt; services from the host when debugging, but it’s not really necessary. So I removed that access, and… stuff broke again. I’m using my Forgejo instance as a registry for some of the docker images I run, so the docker daemon needs to be able to reach it. I ended up making a new tag for &lt;code&gt;infrastructure&lt;/code&gt;, which can be accessed from &lt;code&gt;server&lt;/code&gt; devices. This does still allow all the docker containers to reach Forgejo, but I already have it set up with appropriate access controls and public/private repository splits. Forgejo is a service designed to run publicly, so this seems a reasonable trade-off for convenience. I used the &lt;code&gt;tests&lt;/code&gt; feature of Tailscale’s ACL config to make sure I’d got the rules right:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;pre class=&#34;chroma-chroma&#34;&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tests&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-c1&#34;&gt;// Servers can only access infrastructure
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;src&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:server&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;proto&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tcp&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;allow&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:infrastructure:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;deny&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;100.84.16.43:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;me@example.com:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:server:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:app:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;				&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;tag:integration:8080&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;},&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;	&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;}&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;The whole situation still feels a bit messy. If I ever get around to switching to nftables I might loop back and manually craft some rules for routing traffic, instead of leaving Tailscale and Docker to do their own thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&#34;footnotes&#34; role=&#34;doc-endnotes&#34;&gt;
&lt;hr/&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:1&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I discovered later on that logging into the container registry at &lt;code&gt;forgejo:3000&lt;/code&gt; actually issued a redirect to &lt;code&gt;https://git.example-net.ts.net/&lt;/code&gt; so this was all basically for naught… &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:2&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn’t use Tailscale’s MagicDNS for a long time just because the word “magic” put me off. Only when I eventually got around to learning how it worked, and seeing that it wasn’t really that magical under the hood, did I change my mind. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:2&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:3&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nftables seems far better in lots of ways, but I can’t really be bothered migrating. Maybe next time I reimage the server for whatever reason… &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:3&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:4&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s always DNS… &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:4&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:5&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, nftables would almost certainly help here. It actually has (gasp) configuration files. But again, I really didn’t want to spend the time migrating. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:5&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
</content>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Exposing game servers over Tailscale</title>
        <link href="https://chameth.com/exposing-game-servers-over-tailscale/"/>
        <updated>2025-12-07T00:00:00Z</updated>
        <id>https://chameth.com/exposing-game-servers-over-tailscale/</id>
        <content xml:lang="en" type="html">&lt;p&gt;I’ve recently been playing a lot of &lt;a href=&#34;https://factorio.com/&#34;&gt;Factorio&lt;/a&gt; with a friend. I’ve been
hosting, but my desktop computer is behind far too many layers of NAT, and I can’t be bothered
dealing with setting up port forwards. Up until today we made do with Steam’s networking support,
which in our case ended up relaying the connection via one of their servers. This is amazing as
a free, no-hassle service, but the performance was so-so. We’d get random lag spikes, or the
initial map download would crawl along at about 1/100th of the speed we should be able to get.
We’re both fans of &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/&#34;&gt;Tailscale&lt;/a&gt; though, so maybe there’s an easy solution
there?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tailscale even have an article on &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/blog/factorio-multiplayer-video&#34;&gt;sharing a Factorio server&lt;/a&gt;
but it’s a ten minute long video&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:1&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;, and focused on setting up an actual dedicated server in Docker
rather than just clicking the convenient “Host” button in the game client. What we did instead was:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I shared my desktop’s Tailscale node with my friend, by creating a sharing link in the &lt;a href=&#34;https://login.tailscale.com/admin/machines&#34;&gt;Admin console&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My friend accepted the link, and could then see my machine in their admin panel&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I used &lt;code&gt;tailscale lock&lt;/code&gt; to sign my friend’s desktop’s node key, as I have &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/kb/1226/tailnet-lock&#34;&gt;tailnet lock&lt;/a&gt; enabled&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I added a grant to my tailnet’s ACL to permit access from my friend to the specific IP/port on my tailnet:&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;pre class=&#34;chroma-chroma&#34;&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;{&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;src&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;friend@example.com&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;dst&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;100.0.0.42&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;fd7a::42&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;			&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-nt&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;ip&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;[&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-s2&#34;&gt;&amp;#34;udp:34197&amp;#34;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;],&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-line&#34;&gt;&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-cl&#34;&gt;		&lt;span class=&#34;chroma-p&#34;&gt;}&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;After this, my friend could connect to Factorio by entering the Tailscale IP address, or the Tailscale hostname (as they use &lt;a href=&#34;https://tailscale.com/kb/1081/magicdns&#34;&gt;MagicDNS&lt;/a&gt;).
Running &lt;code&gt;tailscale status&lt;/code&gt; shows that Tailscale managed to establish a direct connection despite the many layers of NAT involved,
and the performance improvements were significant and immediate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We did a bit of testing, and confirmed that no other services on my machine are accessible. And sharing a machine by default
only allows it to accept incoming connections, so I can’t get unwanted access to anything on my friend’s Tailnet, either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-i-use-tailscale/&#34;&gt;written before&lt;/a&gt; about all the different ways I use Tailscale; this is yet
another new way it’s solved a problem for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&#34;footnotes&#34; role=&#34;doc-endnotes&#34;&gt;
&lt;hr/&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:1&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not a fan of video tutorials at the best of times, but especially not when I want to do something as quickly as possible so I can get back to &lt;del&gt;my addiction&lt;/del&gt; growing the factory. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
</content>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Thinking more about backups</title>
        <link href="https://chameth.com/thinking-more-about-backups/"/>
        <updated>2025-11-01T00:00:00Z</updated>
        <id>https://chameth.com/thinking-more-about-backups/</id>
        <content xml:lang="en" type="html">&lt;figure class=&#34;image right&#34;&gt;
  &lt;picture&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/thinking-more-about-backups/backblaze.webp&#34; type=&#34;image/webp&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/thinking-more-about-backups/backblaze.avif&#34; type=&#34;image/avif&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;img src=&#34;https://chameth.com/thinking-more-about-backups/backblaze.png&#34; alt=&#34;The Backblaze logo: a stylised flame above the word Backblaze&#34; loading=&#34;lazy&#34; width=&#34;500&#34; height=&#34;320&#34;/&gt;
  &lt;/picture&gt;
  &lt;figcaption&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Backblaze logo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/figcaption&gt;
&lt;/figure&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Almost a year ago I wrote about &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/simple-backups-restic-hetzner/&#34;&gt;how I do backups with Restic and Hetzner&lt;/a&gt;.
That system has been ticking along well ever since, but recently I had some… thoughts. These backups are
all well and good if I accidentally delete a file, or a database gets corrupted, or something, but there are
two glaring issues:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Firstly, I’m backing up my Hetzner server to Hetzner cloud storage. If something happens to Hetzner — or
my Hetzner account — then all my eggs go down with that basket. Obviously Hetzner are a big organisation
and aren’t likely to just vanish overnight, but I’m less confident about my account. Could a false abuse
report get it suspended? What if the UK passes
&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2023/50/contents&#34;&gt;even more dumb laws&lt;/a&gt; and Hetzner decide it’s easier
just to not do business with people here? This is the same sort of concern I have about Google accounts:
if you have half of your life in Google Drive and Google Mail, what happens if you comment on a YouTube
video, get flagged by an AI moderation process, and your account gets suspended? It’s probably not very
likely, but these are things my brain likes to dwell on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Secondly, the credentials to access the backups sit on each machine that is backed up. If someone malicious
gained access to the machine, they’d also have access to delete or tamper with all the backups. It feels
a little silly that the same attack could take down both the originals and the backups. There’s no way to
avoid that with Hetzner’s S3 implementation, as far as I can tell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;exploring-options&#34;&gt;Exploring options&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I toyed with the idea of making local copies of the backups, but the only way to avoid the same problems
would be to keep them offline and do a manual copy every now and then. I didn’t really want to do that,
and was concerned that if I did a monthly offline backup then I stood to lose up to a month of data in
the worst case.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I then looked around at other S3 providers. &lt;a href=&#34;https://aws.amazon.com/s3/storage-classes/glacier/&#34;&gt;Amazon’s glacier offering&lt;/a&gt;
is tempting due to its very low storage costs, but you pay for that if you ever want to restore anything.
There are also lots of weird pricing edge cases around moving data between storage classes, minimum file
sizes, and so on. A much better option is &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.backblaze.com/cloud-storage&#34;&gt;Backblaze’s B2&lt;/a&gt; product.
Their pricing is much more straight-forward, and they have an interesting feature that’s particularly useful
in this case: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.backblaze.com/blog/backblaze-b2-lifecycle-rules/&#34;&gt;lifecycle rules&lt;/a&gt;. Coupled with
the ability to create API keys that don’t have access to delete files (just “hide” them), this allows for
what’s effectively an append-only store.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This works more-or-less out of the box with Restic. &lt;a href=&#34;https://pricey.uk/blog/restic-backups-without-delete/&#34;&gt;Joseph Price has a guide&lt;/a&gt;
that goes into the setup in a bit more depth. Basically, whenever Restic would delete a file (e.g. during
a “forget” or “prune” operation), it instead gets hidden and is only deleted when the B2 lifecycle rules
decide it should be. I’ve kept the existing Hetzner S3 backups for now, and just added an extra step to
the end of my script: a simple &lt;code&gt;restic copy&lt;/code&gt; and a &lt;code&gt;restic forget&lt;/code&gt;. B2 actually works out cheaper than the
Hetzner storage, as they don’t bill you for a minimum of 1TB storage; my current usage is around $3/month.
Not a bad price for some extra peace of mind!&lt;/p&gt;
</content>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Avoiding the Consequences of Dumb Laws with Tailscale</title>
        <link href="https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/"/>
        <updated>2025-09-30T00:00:00Z</updated>
        <id>https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/</id>
        <content xml:lang="en" type="html">&lt;p&gt;More and more sites are implementing privacy-invading age checks or just
completely blocking the UK thanks to the &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2023/50/contents&#34;&gt;Online Safety Act&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Protecting kids from &lt;em&gt;some&lt;/em&gt; content online is certainly a noble goal, but
the asinine guidance from Ofcom, threats of absolutely disproportionate fines,
and the stupidly broad categories of content have resulted in companies just
giving up or going through a tick-box exercise that offers very little
protection but lots of inconvenience and a complete invasion of privacy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instead of uploading my ID to some third party company, I’ve taken to proxying
my traffic through to a country that doesn’t have such stupid laws. Thankfully,
Tailscale makes this really easy. I’ve discussed &lt;a href=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-i-use-tailscale/&#34;&gt;how I use Tailscale&lt;/a&gt;
before, but not really covered &lt;em&gt;app connectors&lt;/em&gt;. I find Tailscale’s description
of these pretty confusing, but they basically amount to automatic, DNS-based
subnet routing configurations (or, to put it another way, a per-website exit
node). You can safely ignore all references to ‘SaaS apps’ in their docs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I create a custom app connector, and give it the domains to be included:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class=&#34;image full&#34;&gt;
  &lt;picture&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/apps.avif&#34; type=&#34;image/avif&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/apps.webp&#34; type=&#34;image/webp&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;img src=&#34;https://chameth.com/avoiding-the-consequences-of-dumb-laws-with-tailscale/apps.png&#34; alt=&#34;Screenshot of the app section in the Tailscale admin console. It shows a table with two entries: &amp;#39;reddit&amp;#39; and &amp;#39;bluesky&amp;#39;. Each entry has a list of domain names like &amp;#39;*.reddit.com, *.reddit.it&amp;#39;.&#34; loading=&#34;lazy&#34; width=&#34;1151&#34; height=&#34;397&#34;/&gt;
  &lt;/picture&gt;
  &lt;figcaption&gt;&lt;p&gt;App configuration in the Tailscale admin console&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/figcaption&gt;
&lt;/figure&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tailscale then magically resolves those domains, and has the ‘connector’
advertise routes for them. Any client that accepts routes will start sending
requests to the connector, which passes them onto the Internet at large. Any
other traffic is left alone, unlike when you use an exit node.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The special bit here is how you can specify wildcard domains. Tailscale proxies
the DNS requests from clients (so it can inject responses for nodes on your
tailnet), which means it can dynamically update the routes as you resolve new
domains. I tried to set this up more manually, and quickly came unstuck: despite
using the same DNS servers, my server and my desktop would get different responses
for the same query as it varied by geography. Trying to get the full set of
IPs (and keeping them updated) would have been a nightmare. Tailscale expanding
the wildcards nicely sidesteps all of that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At first I was just proxying the traffic to one of my servers, but just today
I added a new connector for Imgur and found I was still blocked, just for
different reasons. They not only block my entire country but also a load
of known datacenter IP ranges. Hmph. I fixed this by hacking up a new side
project: &lt;a href=&#34;https://github.com/csmith/tsv&#34;&gt;tsv&lt;/a&gt;. It’s a simple Go app that accepts
traffic from the tailnet (advertising itself as both an app connector and an
exit node), and passes it on to another VPN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are lots of other ways you could accomplish this, but this makes it so
all my devices can still access services without any additional configuration.
As long as Tailscale is installed, the Internet will still work as it’s meant
to, without all the nonsense. If I come across a site that doesn’t work, adding
it is trivial: I just make a new app connector in Tailscale.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obvious disclaimer: the laws in the UK are binding on the service providers,
not the end user. Doing this sort of thing in other countries might be illegal.
I don’t know; do your own research! Also all of this is a workaround
for something that should be fixed at a legislative level, but I’m not holding
my breath.&lt;/p&gt;
</content>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>How tech companies failed to build the Star Trek computer</title>
        <link href="https://chameth.com/how-tech-companies-failed-to-build-the-star-trek-computer/"/>
        <updated>2025-07-16T00:00:00Z</updated>
        <id>https://chameth.com/how-tech-companies-failed-to-build-the-star-trek-computer/</id>
        <content xml:lang="en" type="html">&lt;figure class=&#34;image right&#34;&gt;
  &lt;picture&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-tech-companies-failed-to-build-the-star-trek-computer/enterprise-computer-room.avif&#34; type=&#34;image/avif&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;source srcset=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-tech-companies-failed-to-build-the-star-trek-computer/enterprise-computer-room.webp&#34; type=&#34;image/webp&#34;/&gt;
      &lt;img src=&#34;https://chameth.com/how-tech-companies-failed-to-build-the-star-trek-computer/enterprise-computer-room.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;Still from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with various characters stood around in a computer core room&#34; loading=&#34;lazy&#34; width=&#34;500&#34; height=&#34;376&#34;/&gt;
  &lt;/picture&gt;
  &lt;figcaption&gt;&lt;p&gt;A computer core room on the Enterprise-D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/figcaption&gt;
&lt;/figure&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In most Star Trek series, the ship or station computer is ever-present in the
background, waiting to be called on by the main characters&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:1&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. It nearly
always does exactly the right thing, and there’s little limit to the functions
it can perform. Take this mundane example from DS9:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;KIRA: Computer, establish link with the Bajoran Medical Index for the Northwestern District. &lt;br/&gt;
COMPUTER: Link established. &lt;br/&gt;
KIRA: Access all information on Doctor Surmak Ren. &lt;br/&gt;
COMPUTER: There are no records matching that name. &lt;br/&gt;
KIRA: Try the Northeastern District, same search. &lt;br/&gt;
COMPUTER: Doctor Surmak Ren, currently serving as Chief Administrator of the Ilvian Medical Complex. &lt;br/&gt;
KIRA: Computer, open a channel to the Ilvian Medical Complex. Administrator’s office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The computer is doing some kind of networking to a database only identified by
name. It does a search and summarises the lack of results. It then repeats the
process with another database, and succinctly announces the results. Finally,
it opens a communication channel to a specific room in a facility, based only
on its name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This whole interaction is remarkably boring&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:2&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:2&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. Kira doesn’t have to know
any URLs or API endpoints, or what protocol she wants to use. She doesn’t have
to open a specific app and then login and then try the query again. She just
says what she wants and the computer does it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It seems like this should be one of the most easily obtainable bits of sci-fi
wizardry with our current technology. We have multiple massive companies
throwing lots of money at digital assistants, LLMs that are improving at an
insane rate, but we’re somehow not even close to the usability or usefulness of
the Trek computers. What gives?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;boring-is-well-boring&#34;&gt;Boring is, well, boring.&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Larry Page once said something that might help explain it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Star Trek computer doesn’t seem that interesting. They ask it random
questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the same Larry Page that founded Google, whose mission statement is
“to organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and
useful”. Of all people, surely he should find an omnipresent computer that can
answer ‘random questions’ interesting?! It seems like it should be the epitome
of Google’s mission!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;!--more--&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Google’s “better than that” seems to have been to stuff LLMs into every product
they can, even when you don’t want them there. Even when they’re worse than the
normal content they displace. These things look &lt;em&gt;exciting&lt;/em&gt; when they’re part of
a scripted demo at Google I/O, but they fall flat and just get in the way when
they’re exposed to the reality of day-to-day use.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Star Trek computer is the opposite: it isn’t snazzy, but it is genuinely
useful. That means it’s not an attractive target for the company execs who want
marketing opportunities, and it’s not appealing for engineers who need to
demonstrate “impact”. But even if Google did try to make the Trek computer,
there are other problems…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;assistants-need-to-be-free&#34;&gt;Assistants need to be free&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A significant amount of tech companies’ business models currently revolves
around trapping users in walled gardens. They want you using &lt;em&gt;their&lt;/em&gt; ecosystem;
that way they get more data from you, and you’re more likely to spend more money
on their other offerings that work together. There’s barely any incentive to
allow any kind of interoperability with other platforms outside carefully
contracted integrations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I remember trying to help a family member move their photos from iCloud to
Google Photos. At one point they turned around and said, exasperated, “why is
this so hard? Aren’t they both in the cloud?!”. It’s easy to dismiss that as
someone who hasn’t quite grasped the fundamental idea that “the cloud” is just
someone else’s computers, but that’s not the whole story. There’s no reason why
there shouldn’t be a quick and easy transfer: both services already allow
uploading and downloading, there’s just no incentive for the companies involved
to make it so&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:3&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:3&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These kinds of misaligned incentives and walled garden business models cause
even more problems when it comes to digital assistants. Siri is basically never
going to be able to interact with, say, your Google Drive; &lt;del&gt;Bard&lt;/del&gt; Gemini
is never going to be able to send a message via iMessage. Even when there are
appropriately blessed interactions, they’re so clunky. Can you imagine Captain
Picard saying “Computer, ask the turbolift skill to take me to deck 5”?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;someone-elses-computer&#34;&gt;Someone else’s computer&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Software issues aside, there’s still a key difference between the Star Trek
computers and our current batch of digital assistants: where they run. The
Trek computers are all housed within the ship or station they serve; they can
connect elsewhere to gather information, but they run entirely independently.
If they go wrong, a local engineer can go in and fix things. While some of our
assistants may have physical hardware in your home, they don’t work without
a vast cloud apparatus behind them. If your Internet connection fails, they
become paperweights. If the company running them decide to remove some
functionality you depend on, you have no recourse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That kind of helplessness isn’t limited to assistants, either. There’s a rapidly
growing trend of being unable to modify or repair hardware you fully own and
control. Part of this is just that they’re becoming more complex: it’s a lot
harder to replace a microchip than a gear, but companies are also going out
of their way to make it more difficult for users through draconian DRM
regimes&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:4&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:4&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; and aggressive intellectual property enforcement. If the US Navy
can’t repair their own equipment because a corporation says so, what hope do
consumers have?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re approaching a point where you don’t actually own anything. Software
is cloud and subscription based, hardware is unrepairable. Even cars can
be remotely updated and have features added or removed. The Federation wouldn’t
allow a third party control over their ships&lt;sup id=&#34;fnref:5&#34;&gt;&lt;a class=&#34;footnote-ref&#34; href=&#34;#fn:5&#34; role=&#34;doc-noteref&#34;&gt;5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;, so why are we so happy to
put up with it in everything we consume?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;a-small-ray-of-hope&#34;&gt;A small ray of hope?&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The most promising way of tackling all of these problems is through legislation.
The EU’s &lt;a href=&#34;https://digital-markets-act.ec.europa.eu/index_en&#34;&gt;Digital Market Act&lt;/a&gt;
is an attempt to force ‘gatekeepers’ like Google, Apple and Meta, to allow
third-party access to their services. It seems like a pretty reasonable
approach, but the tech companies are unsurprisingly resisting it. Apple in
particular have gone out of their way to refuse to comply, and when forced to
do so have limited the functionality to people in Europe.
Still, the DMA is a promising start, and if similar legislation is introduced
(and robustly enforced) elsewhere it might start forcing companies to behave a
bit better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are also smaller companies that actually do the right thing.
&lt;a href=&#34;https://frame.work/gb/en&#34;&gt;Framework&lt;/a&gt; make laptops that are user-serviceable;
&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.fairphone.com/&#34;&gt;Fairphone&lt;/a&gt; do the same for mobile phones. Smaller
software companies provide useful, open APIs. The average person on the street
will probably have never heard of these, unfortunately, but they do still
exist. Maybe as the bigger tech companies tighten the screws more, people will
turn to alternatives like this? Or maybe we’ll just keep accepting that our
computers work for everyone but us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&#34;footnotes&#34; role=&#34;doc-endnotes&#34;&gt;
&lt;hr/&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:1&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unless, of course, the computer is playing the role of the episode’s
MacGuffin and has contracted space-computer-COVID or something, then it’s a lot
less in-the-background. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:1&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:2&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s almost like it only exists to move the plot along. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:2&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:3&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can generally export your data, thanks to a combination of legislation
and efforts like Google’s “Data Liberation Front”, but I’ve never seen an export
format that could then just be imported into an equivalent commercial product. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:3&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:4&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, you’ve changed the screen on your iPhone? Better hope it can do the
secret handshake with the Apple hardware. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:4&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li id=&#34;fn:5&#34;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think there might actually have been an episode where that did in fact
happen. We’ll just ignore that as a plot contrivance. &lt;a class=&#34;footnote-backref&#34; href=&#34;#fnref:5&#34; role=&#34;doc-backlink&#34;&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
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