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Monthly Meanderings: February 2026

2026-03-01T00:00:00Z

It doesn’t feel like a whole month has gone past since I wrote the last instalment of Monthly Meanderings, even allowing for how short a month February is. For more context on this series, you can check out the introduction to the first edition.

Website updates

I only wrote one new blog post this month: Just a nod, which is about the “nod” button I added to the bottom of most pages. I did a lot of other little bits and pieces, though:

My blog posts are now automatically posted to a dedicated Bluesky account, and posts now include syndication links at the bottom.
The site now tracks how long each request takes to generate along with how many SQL queries were used. You can see the details for the current request by hovering/tapping over the pi symbol at the bottom right of a page. To understand why it’s a pi symbol, you should watch The Net!
Speaking of films, I redid the star rating rendering so instead of unicode stars it uses some hand-drawn pixel art stickers. They’re somewhat randomised, so they don’t look repetitive. This is what it now looks like: .
I spent some time tweaking various styles and layouts so everything works nicely on smaller screens. I try to make sure these things work when I make them, but it’s easy to miss a particular interaction, or make an innocent-seeming change that breaks tiny screens.
I added a new page that shows stats about my walks, based on my Apple Health data. I had a private view of this for a while, but decided there’s no reason it couldn’t be more public.
The films page has gained a search box, to directly find my review of a particular film. I used CSS anchor positioning for the results panel. Modern CSS is fun!
I fixed the 3D prints page being utterly broken in numerous ways. It showed up on my shiny new “how many SQL queries does each page do?” dashboard, as it was doing multiple queries for each individual print instead of just getting all the data in one go. Then I noticed a badly written redirect rule had broken all the images and download links. Whoops!
I did a lot of under-the-hood cleaning, most of which won’t be visible. Besides just making me happy, this means the contact form and nod buttons now work with Javascript disabled.
Finally, I added a page that shows my board game plays. The data comes from exports from bgstats. I have a bunch of ideas for other things to do with that data, but haven’t got around to it yet.

Phew. After writing all that out it feels like a really long month, not a short one!

Other projects

Not much going on with my other projects. The only big thing was goplum, my self-hosted monitoring/alerting tool, getting a 1.0 release. It adds a reminder feature so you can get alerted repeatedly if a service is down. It also reworks how plugins work so they’re compile-time instead of trying to be clever and dynamic, as that never really gave any benefits.

I’m still continuing my migration of projects to a private Forgejo instance. All of my personal repos are now sourced there, and mirrored out to GitHub, except one: my Dockerfiles. I’m not sure how I want to approach that yet, as the action that does the updating is pretty involved. I also have some repositories split off into their own GitHub organisations which I haven’t got around to mirroring yet.

Entertainment

Unlike the past few months, I didn’t touch many video games in February. The ones I’d been dabbling with didn’t really hook me enough to make me keep going back. I made up for it with lots of other media forms though. First up, a whole bunch of films:

I won’t write too much about them here — you can click through to read my reviews if you want — other than to call out the three excellent horror films I hadn’t seen before: Black Swan, The Cabin in the Woods, and Get Out. Not so long ago I would’ve said that I didn’t enjoy horror films, now they’re some my favourites.

I don’t have any TV show tracking on my website (yet?), as I haven’t really watched much recently. This month I started watching The Pitt though, and it rapidly become one of my favourite shows. By “started watching” I mean “watched every aired episode of both season 1 and season 2”. I highly recommend it. The only problem is that it’s hard to find anything to watch afterwards, as nothing else can quite measure up.

I’ve also been binging a book series: Beneath the Dragoneye Moons. It’s a LitRPG series: basically a fantasy setting that borrows systems from an RPG, like classes and levelling. Something about the genre really works for me, and Beneath the Dragoneye Moons is one of the more interesting series I’ve come across in the genre. I’ve been going through the series at the rate of about a book a day.

Finally, board games! Nothing particularly notable, but now I can embed a pretty display of what I actually played:

6 plays
4 plays
4 plays
4 plays
2 plays
2 plays
2 plays
2 plays
2 plays
2 plays
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play
1 play

All of these were online via Board Game Arena. I haven’t really had time for in-person games with all the TV, films and reading!

Around the web

Start all of your commands with a comma

An old post that was doing the rounds again on Hacker News. It’s an interesting idea. I recently aliased cc to launch Claude Code with some custom parameters, and it horribly backfired when I tried to compile a C program and remembered that cc was part of GCC. I haven’t transitioned all my personal commands to use a prefix yet, but I might.

Tactical tornado is the new default

An interesting post about software developers who act as “tactical tornadoes”, and how that’s basically the role that all LLMs fill. Whenever I use coding agents, I often find myself following behind them in my IDE cleaning up bits and pieces. It’s often faster than prompting them to do it. I definitely get the “cleaning up after a tornado” metaphor.

Amusingly, the agents will sometimes notice that you’re tidying up after them and ascribe it to an automated process, outputting something like “the automated linter hasn’t run yet” if you fall behind. There’s probably a deeper philosophical discussion about what it means when the agent thinks that the human is the automated part of the system…

My smart sleep mask broadcasts users’ brainwaves to an open MQTT broker

Another one for the “the ’s’ in ‘IoT’ stands for security” books. I find it hard to actually comprehend how these things get to market. Does nobody actually think about it, or do they know full well how bad it is and just launch it anyway?

The IndieWeb and Small web

Ask three people to define ‘IndieWeb’ and ‘Small web’ and you’ll get about 20 different answers. This post by Christiano almost exactly nails my own views on the terms, and explains them well. I think most personal sites (my own included) straddle both terms to some extent, but having the labels is useful in discussions.

Just a nod

2026-02-11T00:00:00Z

Last month I added a new feature to the bottom of almost all pages on this site: a “nod” button. It’s a bit like the upvote buttons you see on bear blog posts, or the ubiquitous like button you get on social media, with one key difference: it doesn’t track or count anything. Before I get into the whys and hows, this is what it currently looks like:

The nod button in all its glory. If you want a clickable version you’ll need to scroll a bit more.

So why bother? I like hearing from people who have looked at my website. I have a contact form that’s also embedded at the bottom of all my blog posts; it’s always a delight when people reach out. Actually writing a message is a pretty high bar that most visitors won’t clear, though. A like/upvote/whatever-you-want-to-call-it is a much less demanding interaction.

And why no counting? I’d been thinking about some kind of upvote button for a while, and counting was always the thing that put me off. Having a number attached to a post like that feels like I’d end up invoking Goodhart’s law and start aiming for a certain number of upvotes or likes or whatever. I don’t want to be anxiously watching numbers, or feel pressured to make a post “good enough” (I already self-filter too much…).

As for not tracking people, that feels like table stakes to me: I’m an individual concerned about privacy, not a giant mega-corporation who wants to slurp up all the data to serve ads or engagement bait feeds. I don’t really need to know someone’s identity to receive a message from them. In the olden days of the internet, you just knew everyone by screen names which could change on a whim and didn’t reveal anything about the real you. On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog, as Peter Steiner said.

All these constraints felt insurmountable for a while. I considered just making a button that sent a contact form submission with a pre-filled message, but those end up in my e-mail inbox. I don’t really want to have to process them, especially if there’s a big traffic spike like when Hacker News notices one of my posts. I could store the button presses in a database, but then how would I actually know they happened, especially if I didn’t want to watch a number go up?

An Amazon Dash button

So I did what I usually do with these types of problems: ignored it for a bit. The idea rattles around at the back of my head, and sometimes I’ll come up with an answer. I’ve seen this called diffuse thinking. Eventually the idea bounced to the forefront of my head while I was looking at my IRC client, and the solution suddenly clicked. If you’ve not heard of it, IRC is a chat protocol that’s almost as old as I am. Daniel Stenberg has compiled a nice history of IRC that I won’t repeat here. I use IRC to stay in touch with friends, hang around the channels for some open source projects, and I also run a private server with just me and some notification bots.

The notifications I have on IRC are all “transient”: they’re handy to see in the moment, but it doesn’t matter if I miss them. I have some high-volume news feeds, log messages from some self-hosted services, details about git commits, and so on. Basically just background noise of things that are happening that don’t need action. Perfect for the kind of interaction I want!

Now that I’d finally figured out that the transient-notification-shape goes in the transient-notification-hole, I just needed to actually implement it. As part of that private IRC setup I already have a bot that accepts messages over HTTP and sends them to a channel, so the backend was pretty simple. For the frontend I was imagining something like the ill-fated Amazon Dash buttons. My first attempt was… underwhelming:

Flat UIs are in right now, right?… Right?

I guess I shouldn’t give up the day job to become a graphic designer. Fortunately, I came across this codepen from Thierry Michel with some very fun skeuomorphic arcade buttons. I spent some time and LLM tokens on converting the SCSS to CSS, changing the colour, and making a few other tweaks. I really love how this looks and feels.

This is what it looks like in my IRC client when someone nods (and when containers get pushed to the GitHub Container Registry for my projects…):

Receiving some nods on IRC via a bot

When I added the button I wasn’t sure if I’d keep it, but I’ve very much enjoyed seeing the “nods” come in every now and then. I’ve been surprised by how many come in for the various snippets and other non-blog pages on the site. It’s a nice reminder that people are out there browsing the site, without all the baggage of monitoring analytics or tracking likes.

Monthly Meanderings: January 2026

2026-02-01T00:00:00Z

Welcome to the second edition of my monthly meanderings. For a bit of context, you can check out the introduction to the first edition.

Website updates

It’s been a pretty busy month for chameth.com. Three blog posts: The Meaning of Life — an entry into the IndieWeb carnival where I mostly review a book on Stoicism — Surge Protectors: Marketing vs Reality which is a dump of a research rabbit hole I fell into, and An Interesting Tailscale + Docker Gotcha which documents a fun problem I encountered.

I’ve also made a new films section, which is basically my Letterboxd data but free range instead of cooped up in a silo. I imported my 200-odd reviews, and for the last few I wrote the review on my site and then copied it over to Letterboxd. That’s what the IndieWeb folks call POSSE: publish on your own site, syndicate elsewhere. I like the idea that my website is the canonical source of truth for all the public things I generate. I want to expand this to some other areas in the future: music, video games, board games, etc.

I made most of the film components into “shortcodes”, so I can drop them into arbitrary pages or posts, like so:

Watched films ranked

Every film I’ve watched since I started logging, ranked.

Obviously super subjective, and subject to change often and arbitrarily.

264 films

Finally, I added a new widget to the bottom of most pages: a “nod” button. It’s effectively a “like” or “kudos” button but deliberately does not track how many times it’s been pressed, has no social network connotations, and won’t flood my inbox or hit rate limits if it gets spammed. If you click the button, it simply sends a message to a private IRC channel that says “Someone nodded at $URL”. I’ll probably write a bit more about it in a blog post in the future.

Other projects

I only have one small non-chameth.com update: a new project called pigeonhole which provides a really basic web service that lets you leave messages in a named cubby, and retrieve them at a later date. I’m using it to automate adding things to my Obsidian notes from my Apple Watch. There’s lots of reasons why that isn’t as simple as it sounds. I went through a bunch of iterations to try and make it work before just writing code to fix it.

I wanted to do this because I’m trying to replace Todoist with just having tasks in Obsidian. I already used Obsidian for longer form notes, but I’ve now also started using it for drafting blog posts (I’m typing this in Obsidian right now!), and trying to keep more useful day-to-day notes. I’ll probably write a blog post with more details once I’ve figured everything out.

Finally, I’ve been moving a bunch of projects to a private Forgejo instance, with the ultimate goal of having all of my projects live there. I’m going to mirror the contents out to GitHub and maybe other places, but Forgejo will be the single source of truth, and where all the workflows/dependency wrangling/etc happens. I’ve got Renovate configured to do dependency bumps, and I’m very much liking the whole setup so far. I’m saying it a lot but again: I’ll blog about it in more detail when it’s a bit further along.

Entertainment

I mentioned last month that I was playing Hogwarts: Legacy. I finished that off, and have been struggling to find something to scratch the same itch. I’ve tried a whole bunch of open world games, and basically none of them work for me. They have cumbersome control schemes (yay console ports), really awkward or sluggish movement, and so on. I think I’m just too fussy, but if I’m going to sink dozens of hours into a game it shouldn’t feel annoying or like a chore!

I did play through Thank Goodness You’re Here, which is delightfully funny but sadly only took 3.6 hours to finish with 100% of the achievements. Still highly recommend picking it up, especially when it’s on sale for under ‘10 bob’. I’ve also started playing through Control, and I’m enjoying the ambience. There’s an insanely sharp difficulty spike for the first boss, though, which nearly made me put it down.

In other entertainment, I’ve been playing a load of turn-based games on Board Game Arena , and I’ve watched a bunch of films after barely watching any last month. Here’s another of those shortcodes to show them off:

Around the web

Remotely unlocking an encrypted hard disk

A fun post documenting using Tailscale in a very weird way to solve a relatable problem. Very much my cup of tea.

I charged $18,000 for a static HTML page

This one’s actually from 2019, but it’s the first time I’ve come across it, and it’s a fun story. As a contractor, deciding what to bill for and what not to can be a bit messy. Downtime between meetings? The ten minutes in the shower you spent thinking through a bug? It’s a lot more clear cut if the client wants you to sit in an office, twiddling your thumbs, though.

Oxide RFD: Using LLMs at Oxide

A wonderfully well thought out piece about using LLMs in a respectful, sensible manner. I’d been thinking about writing something similar, but it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as well crafted as this. While I basically agree with it all, the part about LLM-generated text really resonates:

LLM-generated prose undermines a social contract of sorts: absent LLMs, it is presumed that of the reader and the writer, it is the writer that has undertaken the greater intellectual exertion.

Your app subscription is now my weekend project

Roberto points out that monthly SaaS subscriptions start looking even less appealing when you can just prompt an alternative into existence. I talked a bit about using LLMs for one-person software before, and it becomes even more appealing when the alternative is paying monthly for a service that keeps shoe-horning in features you don’t want, making you agree to share data with 329 “trusted partners”, and/or repeatedly ratcheting up the price.

Ekul’s Internet Space

I love the aesthetics of this personal site, and the data tracking that goes along with it. I’m also slightly aghast at the amount of Monster consumed! Makes me want to track more things and expose them on my own site.

Monthly Meanderings: December 2025

2026-01-01T00:00:00Z

For a while I’ve been idly thinking about a way to get smaller bits of content onto my website without it being too annoying for me, or too hard to consume. Things like interesting links, small project updates, and so on.

I didn’t immediately come up with anything I was happy with, so just sat on it. Ignoring the problem seems to work surprisingly well for things like this. I’d been meaning to redesign the about page for a while, but wasn’t sure what to do with all the interests I wanted to list. After ignoring the problem for a while I came across the interests directory and realised I could just bundle all those things into their own page.

This seems amazingly obvious in hindsight, but I think I needed a bit of a push to accept that a page just about my interests was… well… interesting. Anyway, as the end of December rolled around, I got a similar dose of inspiration: a flurry of monthly round-up posts from various blogs I follow. If I bundle up all the small bits and bobs, it’ll make something vaguely blog post shaped, and writing and consuming those is already a solved problem. Again, pretty obvious in hindsight, and again I think I just needed a nudge to shut up the little voice in my head saying “but those people all have interesting things to say… do you, really?”

So without further ado, welcome to the inaugural post in my new monthly meanderings series. If you have any feedback on the format or contents, please drop me a note with the contact form at the bottom!

Website updates

As already mentioned, I reworked the about page and split out a new interests page. The old about page had a few lists of interests show up in thought bubbles when you hovered over things, which was a cool effect on desktop, but barely worked at all on mobile. The new page gives me a lot more room for waffle, and I do like waffling.

Only a single new blog post this month: exposing game servers over Tailscale. Just a quick how-to I wrote up, having not found it documented usefully anywhere before. I have a bunch of ideas for posts I want to write, but none of them have really sparked joy quite yet, so I’m once again employing the “sit on them for a bit and maybe inspiration will strike” approach.

Other projects

I created a small collection of Docker related projects this month: containuum is a go library that helps with listing containers, and keeping that list up-to-date. On top of that I built centauri-docker-confd which generates a config for centauri (my reverse proxy) based on running Docker containers. I already had a way of doing that, but containuum is designed to be a bit more robust, and I made it so the config can be passed over a network connection instead of having to write it to disk and then signal the proxy to reload.

The next project has a bit of backstory: after reading I got hacked, my server started mining Monero this morning [warning: the article is interesting but a bit LLM-sloppy] I realised that I, too, was running a vulnerable version of Umami. Luckily, as far as I can tell, it wasn’t exploited. But it got me looking into automated vulnerability scanning. I don’t put much stock into it normally, as you get so many false alerts, but this is one case where it would have definitely helped. There didn’t seem to be any good solution for my “middle-of-the-road” approach to containers (lots of containers, but not needing Kubernetes), so I wrote purser. It takes every image used by a running container, runs them through Trivy, and generates a combined report. I’ll add some form of active notifications to it in the future.

Entertainment

This month I’ve been playing a lot of Hogwarts: Legacy, after picking it up for free on Epic Games. I grew up with the Harry Potter books coming out, and while I’m not a super-fan, it still has a special appeal to me. Obviously she-who-must-not-be-named is doing her best to out-evil Voldemort, but I think you can still enjoy the universe despite that. Especially when you don’t have to contribute any money that might go towards her.

Anyway, the game is surprisingly fun. They did a really good job of making it feel like an open world. You want to walk around from place to place to see everything, find all the various collectables, and so on. Compared to Far Cry or Cyberpunk the world is a lot smaller but that means it’s far more densely packed with stuff to do. I initially didn’t vibe with the way combat works: it’s pretty heavily reliant on dodging or shielding against incoming attacks, which reminded me a lot of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Fortunately, it’s a lot more forgiving in Hogwarts: Legacy and I got used to it after not too long.

It’s been a relatively sedate month for other forms of entertainment. I saw Fackham Hall and Wicked: For Good at the cinema. The former was a funny romp, vaguely reminiscent of Airplane or The Naked Gun, as you’d expect from something penned by Jimmy Carr. Wicked was… fine? I wasn’t overly enamoured with part one, so it’s not a surprise I didn’t vibe with the follow-up. If you smushed them into a single normal-length feature I think they would have made a really good film, but two films both over two hours long is a bit much for what actually happens.

Around the web

Wikipedia: List of citogenesis incidents

A list of incidents where (often false) information on Wikipedia has ended up becoming its own source. That led to Mark Dominus’ blog post titled Imaginary Albanian eggplant festivals… IN SPACE where he discovers that a mountain on Ceres got named after a made-up festival (and then got it fixed!)

Not relying on Wikipedia as a source was drummed into us at school, but it feels like this sort of thing is only going to get worse and worse now LLMs are on the scene. I assume we’re already at the point where LLM hallucinations are prevalent enough that they’ll find their way into the training data for future iterations.

Simon Collison’s website

I really like the design here. Both the homepage and how well every journal entry is formatted. It makes me feel bad for the many walls of text that adorn this site. The archived v4 design is also wonderful.

My Dinner with Skinner

A 43-minute-long feature film that is “just” the Steamed Hams gag from The Simpsons done in the style of My Dinner with Andre. There’s a (much shorter) behind-the-scenes video that goes over the extreme amount of effort that was put into it, too.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around this. It’s… something.

Delete Spotify? Sure, But Don’t Just Replace it With Another Subscription

A similar take to my own escaping Spotify the hard way, but it avoids getting lost in the technical weeds like I did. (In my defence, they’re very fun weeds to get lost in.) Stephanie is also one of the people that does monthly wrap-ups, and I was pleasantly surprised when the latest one popped up in my RSS reader and I saw my own site linked.

How to break everything by fuzz testing

2020-04-26T00:00:00Z

Fuzz testing is a bit like the infinite monkey theorem, but instead of Shakespeare you get crashes.

Fuzz testing, if you’re not aware, is a form of testing that uses procedurally generated random inputs to see how a program behaves. For instance, if you were fuzz testing a web page renderer you might generate a bunch of HTML - some valid, and some not - and make sure the rendering process didn’t unexpectedly crash.

Fuzz testing doesn’t readily lend itself to all types of software, but it particularly shines in cases where some kind of complex user input is accepted and processed in some way - like the aforementioned web page renderer. I was recently adding a library to parse EXIF data to images to an Internet-facing service and realised it was a perfect opportunity to do some fuzz testing. Even if I didn’t find any issues, I’d improve my confidence that the library was safe enough to expose to the Internet.

Breaking my EXIF library

I wrote a quick harness to run go-fuzz on the library, and gave it some pre-existing demo files as sample input. The way go-fuzz works is that it instruments your code and then mutates the inputs to try to improve the coverage. For example, if I had some sample data that had an EXIF tag with a value of 1 then go-fuzz might change it to a 2 and see if the code follows a different path. In most cases it won’t but when it does, they tend to be very interesting cases.

One of the first issues that go-fuzz found was that some values in a maker note field would cause the library to panic (i.e., crash). This happened because there was a check to see if the first six characters were “Nikon” and a null byte, without first checking to see if there were actually six characters available. This is a kind of bug that doesn’t happen much with “real” data - as the field is either not present or completed correctly - but could easily be exploited once this code is exposed to the Internet.

Another interesting bug that go-fuzz found was that if a tag had a particularly large count, the library would try to allocate an obscene amount of memory and die. There was already a check in the code that was meant to avoid this exact scenario, but go-fuzz managed to find a way around it. Each tag has a size (for example an integer tag takes a fixed number of bytes) and a count; the existing check multiplied the two together and made sure that the result wasn’t too large. For most cases this was fine but go-fuzz found a case where the count was so large that when multiplied by the size of the tag it overflowed the integer and became negative, thus passing the sanity check but then subsequently failing when it came around to actually allocating the memory.

The final bug of note that go-fuzz found was the most interesting. EXIF data is stored in IFDs (“Image File Directories”), and each IFD provides what is effectively a pointer (a byte offset) to the next one. The EXIF library already had a check to make sure that these didn’t loop, but it only checked the immediately preceding IFD - so if IFD 1 linked to IFD 2, it would catch IFD 2 linking back to IFD 1 and break the loop with an error. Go-fuzz found that having three interlinked IFDs had the same issue, though, and the guard code wasn’t triggered. This created an infinite loop, maxing out a CPU core until the process was eventually killed - one of the worst kind of bugs you could have in an Internet-facing service which doesn’t deal with private data! The fix for this was fairly straightforward - I just made the library keep a record of the previously visited IFDs and bail out if it found a loop.

Breaking my IDE

When go-fuzz detects an issue it outputs not only the details of the problem (the stack trace, error message, and so forth) but also the input that generated the problem. This is useful for reproducing and making sure the issue is fixed, but it also makes it really easy to write a test to ensure that the behaviour never regresses in the future.

As I was working through fixing the bugs that go-fuzz found, I dutifully added new tests where needed. After adding the sample input with looping IFDs to the project, I switched to IDEA to write a test to use it. I clicked on the input file to copy the file name, and then the entire IDE hung and had to be restarted. Uh oh! When I restarted IDEA, it immediately began indexing the project and again hung. It turns out IDEA parses EXIF data (presumably, even if it does nothing else with the data, to get the rotation property for images), and the library they use - an independent one written on Java - had the same bug as the Go library I was using.

In order to stop IDEA from indexing the file and becoming unusable I renamed it from a ‘.tif’ extension to ‘.dat’, and everything went back to normal. I thought I’d best report the bug to JetBrains, though, so they could put a proper fix in.

Breaking YouTrack

JetBrains use their own issue tracker called YouTrack for reporting bugs in IDEA. I dutifully went over and described the problem, attaching the log files from the IDE, a description of how the file was malformed, and carefully selected the .dat version of the file to upload so that it wouldn’t cause anyone else the same immediate problem.

After trying to upload the file I got a strange error back. Uh oh! I submitted the IDEA issue as it stood, unable to see if the attachments had even uploaded, and went and wrote up an issue for YouTrack itself about the error message. While I was doing that, YouTrack seemed to slow down and become really annoying to use. I had a sinking feeling the exact same thing was probably happening as with IDEA and my library - but this time YouTrack had content-sniffed the file instead of relying on the file extension. In hindsight, I should’ve put the file in a passworded archive to ensure no automated tools got hold of it. I marked the issue as a security problem as in a service like YouTrack it presents a denial-of-service opportunity¹ (remember when I said it was one of the worst kinds of bugs you could have in an Internet-facing service?…)

Shortly after I raised my YouTrack ticket, a notice appeared at the top of the page saying they were investigating the current performance issues. Uh oh! I was holding out hope that this was unrelated to me uploading the buggy dat file, but the timing all seemed a bit suspect. I shot support an e-mail saying I think I might be the root cause for their performance issues and linked to the ticket. In the time it took me to e-mail them, the entire site had been put into maintenance mode. I got an e-mail back a few hours later confirming the outage was in fact all my fault, as I’d feared. Within the space of days the JetBrains security team had fixed the issue in YouTrack, which was a pretty nice turnaround.

So if you were trying to access YouTrack at the start of March and couldn’t - I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to! Also, if you’re building an Internet-facing service that takes user input you should really consider running a fuzz tester against it!

“We have a problem”. “Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities”. “Well then we have a DDoS opportunity.” – @J4vv4d ↩︎