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Monthly Meanderings: January 2026

2026-02-01T00:00:00Z

Welcome to the second edition of my monthly meanderings. For a bit of context, you can check out the introduction to the first edition.

Website updates

It’s been a pretty busy month for chameth.com. Three blog posts: The Meaning of Life — an entry into the IndieWeb carnival where I mostly review a book on Stoicism — Surge Protectors: Marketing vs Reality which is a dump of a research rabbit hole I fell into, and An Interesting Tailscale + Docker Gotcha which documents a fun problem I encountered.

I’ve also made a new films section, which is basically my Letterboxd data but free range instead of cooped up in a silo. I imported my 200-odd reviews, and for the last few I wrote the review on my site and then copied it over to Letterboxd. That’s what the IndieWeb folks call POSSE: publish on your own site, syndicate elsewhere. I like the idea that my website is the canonical source of truth for all the public things I generate. I want to expand this to some other areas in the future: music, video games, board games, etc.

I made most of the film components into “shortcodes”, so I can drop them into arbitrary pages or posts, like so:

Watched films ranked

Every film I’ve watched since I started logging, ranked.

Obviously super subjective, and subject to change often and arbitrarily.

264 films

Finally, I added a new widget to the bottom of most pages: a “nod” button. It’s effectively a “like” or “kudos” button but deliberately does not track how many times it’s been pressed, has no social network connotations, and won’t flood my inbox or hit rate limits if it gets spammed. If you click the button, it simply sends a message to a private IRC channel that says “Someone nodded at $URL”. I’ll probably write a bit more about it in a blog post in the future.

Other projects

I only have one small non-chameth.com update: a new project called pigeonhole which provides a really basic web service that lets you leave messages in a named cubby, and retrieve them at a later date. I’m using it to automate adding things to my Obsidian notes from my Apple Watch. There’s lots of reasons why that isn’t as simple as it sounds. I went through a bunch of iterations to try and make it work before just writing code to fix it.

I wanted to do this because I’m trying to replace Todoist with just having tasks in Obsidian. I already used Obsidian for longer form notes, but I’ve now also started using it for drafting blog posts (I’m typing this in Obsidian right now!), and trying to keep more useful day-to-day notes. I’ll probably write a blog post with more details once I’ve figured everything out.

Finally, I’ve been moving a bunch of projects to a private Forgejo instance, with the ultimate goal of having all of my projects live there. I’m going to mirror the contents out to GitHub and maybe other places, but Forgejo will be the single source of truth, and where all the workflows/dependency wrangling/etc happens. I’ve got Renovate configured to do dependency bumps, and I’m very much liking the whole setup so far. I’m saying it a lot but again: I’ll blog about it in more detail when it’s a bit further along.

Entertainment

I mentioned last month that I was playing Hogwarts: Legacy. I finished that off, and have been struggling to find something to scratch the same itch. I’ve tried a whole bunch of open world games, and basically none of them work for me. They have cumbersome control schemes (yay console ports), really awkward or sluggish movement, and so on. I think I’m just too fussy, but if I’m going to sink dozens of hours into a game it shouldn’t feel annoying or like a chore!

I did play through Thank Goodness You’re Here, which is delightfully funny but sadly only took 3.6 hours to finish with 100% of the achievements. Still highly recommend picking it up, especially when it’s on sale for under ‘10 bob’. I’ve also started playing through Control, and I’m enjoying the ambience. There’s an insanely sharp difficulty spike for the first boss, though, which nearly made me put it down.

In other entertainment, I’ve been playing a load of turn-based games on Board Game Arena , and I’ve watched a bunch of films after barely watching any last month. Here’s another of those shortcodes to show them off:

Around the web

Remotely unlocking an encrypted hard disk

A fun post documenting using Tailscale in a very weird way to solve a relatable problem. Very much my cup of tea.

I charged $18,000 for a static HTML page

This one’s actually from 2019, but it’s the first time I’ve come across it, and it’s a fun story. As a contractor, deciding what to bill for and what not to can be a bit messy. Downtime between meetings? The ten minutes in the shower you spent thinking through a bug? It’s a lot more clear cut if the client wants you to sit in an office, twiddling your thumbs, though.

Oxide RFD: Using LLMs at Oxide

A wonderfully well thought out piece about using LLMs in a respectful, sensible manner. I’d been thinking about writing something similar, but it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as well crafted as this. While I basically agree with it all, the part about LLM-generated text really resonates:

LLM-generated prose undermines a social contract of sorts: absent LLMs, it is presumed that of the reader and the writer, it is the writer that has undertaken the greater intellectual exertion.

Your app subscription is now my weekend project

Roberto points out that monthly SaaS subscriptions start looking even less appealing when you can just prompt an alternative into existence. I talked a bit about using LLMs for one-person software before, and it becomes even more appealing when the alternative is paying monthly for a service that keeps shoe-horning in features you don’t want, making you agree to share data with 329 “trusted partners”, and/or repeatedly ratcheting up the price.

Ekul’s Internet Space

I love the aesthetics of this personal site, and the data tracking that goes along with it. I’m also slightly aghast at the amount of Monster consumed! Makes me want to track more things and expose them on my own site.

10 Weeks with an Apple Watch 10

2025-09-09T00:00:00Z

My watch. Yes, I am available for wrist modelling opportunities.

Around ten weeks ago¹ I picked up an Apple Watch 10, and have been wearing it almost constantly since. It’s not my first Apple Watch — I had a Series 5 for a bit back in 2020 — but it’s the first time I’ve actually stuck with it. Ten weeks seems like an apt time to reflect on it.

Firstly, why did I even bother? Well, for a couple of years I’d been wearing a Xiaomi Smart Band 7, mainly to monitor my sleep stats and set alarms that won’t wake up everyone else nearby. Its battery life was fantastic — with notifications and other things turned off, I got about a month of use between charges — but actually using it felt like trying to order food via the medium of interpretive dance.

My biggest gripe was the screen lock. If I didn’t have the screen locked then I’d periodically trigger it during the night when I moved around and it came in contact with my chest or leg. With the lock enabled you had to deliberately swipe up from bottom to top to enable interaction, but it didn’t work reliably. When I wanted to adjust an alarm, I’d be stood swiping repeatedly trying to get it to respond. When you finally get it unlocked, the whole interface is just fiddly.

The other issue was the data quality. There were some nights when I’d been woken up, sometimes even getting up and moving around, and it just didn’t show it in the data. If it can’t even get whether I’m asleep right, can I trust anything else it says?

I spent a while researching the best devices for sleep tracking. The Oura ring came highly recommended, but it was expensive and required a subscription to do anything useful. No thanks! The Apple Watch was consistently rated pretty well, and I reasoned I could pick up a refurbished older unit. I’ve been using an iPhone as my daily driver for a while, so it’d fit right into my begrudged walled garden.

The Series 10 has a significant advantage, though: it charges much quicker than all the previous generations. On a 30-minute charge, the Series 10 can go from 0 to 60%; the 9 can only make it to 40%, and my old 5 a measly 30%. Shorter charge times means I’m far less likely to leave it on charge and wander off without it. In some ways the daily charging is more convenient than monthly: the wireless charger sits on my desk, and I plop the watch on it for a little while in the evening; I don’t need to dig out the weird pogo-pin connector that has vanished sometime in the last four weeks, then carefully arrange it so it stays attached.

How a watch maybe saved my life

One of the big features of the Apple Watch, like many other wearable devices, is health and fitness tracking. I didn’t think much about this, beyond the sleep data I wanted, at first. I’ve never had a particularly good relationship with exercise², but I do like some good statistics. I started going for walks more often to get more data and see the graphs of VO2 max and HR recovery gradually inch up. That wasn’t the most profound effect on my health, though…

The recent versions of the Apple Watch have a feature that monitors for sleep apnea, a disorder where you don’t breathe properly during your sleep. I knew I wasn’t sleeping great — that’s why I was paying attention to sleep tracking data — but was still a bit surprised to get a notification from Apple Health after wearing the watch for 30 days. It gives you a graph to print and take to your doctor. So I diligently booked an appointment and a few weeks later went to see my GP.

The appointment went about as you’d expect: talking about referral to a sleep centre for a study, and so on. Towards the end, the doctor took my blood pressure (sleep apnea can be caused by, and can cause high blood pressure, in a lovely little vicious cycle). I don’t think either of us expected anything; it was just one of those standard checks for a related problem. After taking the reading, the doctor looked at me and said, “I can’t let you leave with a BP like this”. Yikes!

Blood pressure readings are split into stages: normal is under 120 mmHg³ over 80 mmHg⁴, stage 1 is up to 140/90, stage 2 is up to 180/120, and above is simply called “crisis”. Guess where I was? Also, fun fact: depending on how exactly you count and attribute things, hypertension comes out as the single largest cause of death in humans. It doesn’t kill you outright, but contributes to strokes, coronary artery disease, heart failure, and lots of other lovely things you don’t want on your CV.

After doing a few more readings, it settled down to just under the “crisis” stage and into the “holy crap, start treatment immediately” stage instead. I won’t labour on much more about this, but things are definitely moving in the right direction now⁵.

While the Apple Watch didn’t literally save my life, it triggered the chain of events that led to this diagnosis and treatment. Who knows what would have happened had it remained undetected? Probably nothing good. Also, go check your blood pressure! It’s simple to do and simple to treat if there is an issue, but so many people are walking around with hypertension and not even realising.

Building gates in the walled garden

Even though the watch is arguably a life-saver, not everything is rosy. It’s an Apple product, so you’re firmly locked in a walled garden, jealously guarded by people wearing black turtlenecks. Fortunately, there are a few ways to make it less painful.

All the health and fitness data is stored in Apple Health. You can export data as a big messy file, but it’s a very manual process to do so and the data format is gnarly. Luckily, there’s an app for that! Health Auto Export can, well, automatically export health data. It does what it says on the tin. It can send the data to Home Assistant, over MQTT, or dump it in some cloud file services, but I just have it post it all to a REST endpoint on a service I wrote. Then I dump it all in a database and can do whatever I want with it!⁶

Another tool that’s more useful on the watch itself is Apple Shortcuts. This is their no-code “if-this-then-that”-type thing. You can make automations or shortcuts that run a number of tasks. I have a whole slew of them I access via a complication⁷ on my watch face: one which prompts for input and adds an item to my to-do list (swiping to write letters is surprisingly not horrible), one which lets me select from a bunch of pre-written ones (“charge kindle”, “take laundry out in 1 hour”, type things), one to log my weight into Apple Health, one which can open and close the blinds in my room, and so on. It’s a surprisingly robust and easy-to-use system and offers just enough freedom that I’m not constantly grating on the edge of the walled garden.

Shortcuts being able to initiate arbitrary web requests is the real killer feature for me. Anything I can’t do on the watch itself, I can just farm off to a web server and connect it up with a shortcut. No need to learn Swift or pay Apple for the privilege of being a developer! For a lot of things, like controlling the blinds or adding to-do items, I already had a HTTP endpoint available and exposed over Tailscale⁸. Adding it to the watch was just a case of entering the right things in the Shortcuts app.

Daily nitty-gritty

There are lots of other little bits and pieces that come up when using the watch daily. I don’t think I can bundle them up into a pleasing narrative arc, so instead please enjoy some disjointed paragraphs of observations.

The Apple Watch has a lot of nagging abilities. It can notify you about your fitness “rings”, prompt you to stand up every hour, count how many seconds you wash your hands for, etc. I think I’d dislike these just on general principle, but the way it does them is so condescending it’s painful. I think there’s probably a cultural divide issue here, but there is no way in British English to say “Great job! You washed your hands for 30 seconds!” without it sounding like you’re being amazingly sarcastic or like you’re talking to a young child. So I turned all of that nonsense off. It’s meant to be a tool not a wannabe life coach.

You can access Maps directly on the watch and even do navigation. It works really well. The navigation mode has some nice haptic feedback: it does a short pulse as you’re approaching a turn, and then a long pulse at the actual turn. I like it a lot more than having to dig out my phone or have the directions read out. You get one pulse, glance down and see where you need to go, then it reminds you a little later when it’s time to do it. It’s a delightful user experience.

Watchfaces aren’t quite so delightful. There’s a limited number of built-in ones, and some are “exclusive” to the Ultra Series, and you can’t use them on a peasant watch like a Series 10. Annoyingly, there’s not one that does exactly what I want: a plain analogue clock with an inset date and four complication slots around the outside. Instead, I have to use one of the slots to show the date. There are third-party watchfaces, but they have issues. Firstly, there’s no actual API for making watchfaces⁹, so what they do is bodge it horribly by using a photo background that has fake widgets on it. On top of that they’re almost universally subscription-based. Again, no thanks¹⁰.

The issue I had with the Smart Band triggering when I was sleeping is solved trivially on an Apple Watch, by virtue of it having a physical button in the crown. When you put it in sleep mode, you have to double-press the crown to unlock it before it’ll do anything else. It hasn’t misfired once while I’ve been using it.

Sleep data; spot when I swapped devices!

Finally, a special mention for the gesture controls. If you raise the watch it reliably wakes up (switching from a low refresh rate, dimmed screen to an active, brighter one); you can then double-tap your index finger and thumb together and it will scroll down or page through whatever you’re looking at. The killer feature for this is navigating recipes: you can advance to the next step in a recipe while your hands are covered in flour. It’s also handy for reading notifications: when one pops up, you can double-tap to expand it, then, when it gets to the bottom, it’ll outline the default button (often “Dismiss”) and you can double-tap again to click it.

The verdict

I normally don’t like writing an actual labelled conclusion, but it feels like one is needed here! Overall, I’m happy with the watch. The daily charging doesn’t bother me, the data gathered seems reliable, the health monitoring has obviously paid dividends already, and the walled garden isn’t too chafing. It’s a straight upgrade over my old Smart Band, and I think it was worth the cost.

The original reason for getting the watch was better sleep tracking, though, so how well did it do? I’m much happier with the data: it seems to more accurately represent when I was awake in the night, and overall the sleep phases just seem to make more sense. You can see in the graph that the old data switched frequently between phases, and they didn’t quite line up for some reason; towards the right when the Apple Watch is supplying the data instead there’s a much more consistent pattern of sleep phases that repeat over the course of the night.

I’m not going to advocate that you go out and buy one, though. I know my requirements and usage aren’t typical, and I’ve also not got experience with any recent Android Wear alternatives or the new version of the Pebble watch that’s coming soon. You should definitely get your blood pressure checked, though!

OK, it’s more like 14 now, it’s taken a while for this post to make its way from my brain into text. ↩︎
Exercise for the sake of exercising just seems so overwhelmingly tedious and boring to me. And other types of exercise generally require social interaction, coordinating with people, and so on. ↩︎
Who decided to use “millimetres of mercury displaced” as a unit? You can’t just put random chemical symbols in units! That’s not how this works! ↩︎
Blood pressure readings have two parts: systolic (the pressure when the heart is beating) and diastolic (the pressure between those beats). They’re generally presented with the systolic reading on top and the diastolic reading below, and read as “X over Y”. Now you know what some of the random numbers they shout in medical shows mean! Yay learning! ↩︎
No thanks to how much salt is in everything. I’m pretty sure I’ve had at least twice the recommended daily amount of salt in a single serving before. Don’t even get me started on the things that are “low salt” but are still full of sodium from other sources. I don’t have a problem with ionic compounds, I have a problem with sodium! ↩︎
This mainly looks like drawing graphs that are slightly different to the graphs in the Apple Health graphs, for reasons I’m not sure I can explain. Making graphs is fun, OK? ↩︎
Complications are basically just home screen widgets, but with a fancy name because they’re on a watch. ↩︎
Tailscale actually causes me some problems here: everything works fine when the watch is connected to my phone, as the phone handles the Tailscale part, but if I’m not carrying my phone the watch will try to connect over WiFi directly and doesn’t understand anything about Tailscale. It happens infrequently enough that I’ll just live with it; it’s not much worse than having no signal on a phone. ↩︎
Yay walled gardens… ↩︎
I don’t object to subscribing to things in general, but it has to be something that’s worth the ongoing cost and offers something in return for the subscription. A watchface doesn’t need enough ongoing maintenance to justify subscribing to it, it’s just a cash grab. ↩︎

Making a font of my handwriting

2025-08-08T00:00:00Z

Recently I’ve been on a small campaign to try to make my personal website more… personal. Little ways to make it obvious it’s mine and personal, not just another piece of the boring corporate dystopia that is most of the web these days. I don’t quite want to fully regress to the Geocities era and fill the screen with animated under construction GIFs, but I do want to capture some of that vibe.

I’d added some bits and pieces along those lines: floating images in articles now look like they’re stuck to the page with sellotape, related post links have a wavy border that animates when you hover over them, and so on. Next, I wanted to change the heading fonts from a monospace font to something cursive, to resemble handwriting. Less terminal output, more handwritten letter. I couldn’t find one I liked, though. So why not make my own? It can’t be that hard, right?

Failing to do it myself

I set out to try to make the font myself using open source tools. After doing a bit of research, it seemed like the general approach was to create vectors of each character and then import them into a font editor. That seems to mean either Adobe Illustrator and FontLab (if you have too much money) or Inkscape and FontForge (if you like open source). I fall firmly into the latter category, so I grabbed my graphics tablet and opened Inkscape.

I wrote out my first three letters: capital A, B and C. Saved them in Inkscape, and attempted to import them into FontForge. Then I remembered one crucial thing that had slipped my mind: I absolutely loathe using FontForge. It’s a bit like when you open an old version of GIMP and get a bunch of weird looking windows floating all over the place; it feels like you’re fighting against the tool to do even the most basic operations. The difference is I have cause to edit images a lot more than I edit fonts, and GIMP has actually significantly improved their UI over the years.

Here are the rough steps I went through with FontForge:

Launch Font Forge. It shows a weird bit of art in one window, and an open file dialog in another.
I don’t want to open a file, so I close that dialog. The program exits.
Relaunch Font Forge, and realise that within the “Open Font” dialog is a “New” button. Click it.
Get to the standard font-editing UI. Right-click on the “A” looking for a way to import an SVG. Don’t see one.
Click around a bit, exploring the menus. Everything feels a bit off. You can’t open one menu then hover over the next to see its content, like basically every UI toolkit in existence. I think FontForge has eschewed QT and GTK in favour of doing things itself.
Find the “Import” option in the File menu. Hope it’s for a single glyph not the whole font.
A file picker opens. Again it’s all a bit off from normal desktop conventions. Try to resize it, and just get blank grey space at the bottom.
Type the absolute path I want to go to in the text field.
Get a dialog saying “Not a bdf file /home/chris/etc”. Press OK.
Get a dialog saying “Could not find a bitmap font in”. Press OK.
Press Ctrl+L to see if that lets me enter a path. Click everything in the dialog to try to find a way to enter a path. Get annoyed. Give up. Click through folder-by-folder to get to where I want to be.
Get to the folder and don’t see any files. Change the format to “SVG”. Double-click the newly-visible SVG file.
Get a dialog saying “You must select a glyph before you can import an image into it”. Press OK.
The import dialog goes away, having not imported.
Select the glyph in the main tool area, then repeat the File→Import dance.
It’s actually there now! Open the glyph in the editor and see it’s a complete mess of Bézier curves. I can’t click what I want without accidentally moving a handle for an adjacent curve.
Rage-quit.

I’m sure FontForge is less anger inducing once you’re used to it. And you definitely could use it to build a font like this if you had much more patience than me. I’d had enough of death-by-a-thousand-paper-cuts though.

I briefly tried Inkscape’s built-in support for making an SVG font. It annoyed me a lot less, but it’s fiddly: it seemed like each glyph had to be a single path, so you had to convert the glyphs to paths, then merge them correctly. If you merge them incorrectly then the wrong bits of your letters end up filled (like the inside of the ‘B’). Path manipulation is getting towards the limit of my knowledge of vector editing, and it took a bit of trial and error for each letter that had more than a single stroke. I didn’t fancy doing that for every letter.

I’m usually a big advocate of open source, but this was one of those painful times when it feels like it just falls short. Clunky, painful UI and processes where commercial tools just let you get on with your work.

You can exchange money for goods and services

When I’d been looking for open source tutorials, I found many mentions of a closed source, hosted tool: Calligraphr. It has a free version with limitations (no ligatures, no variations, 75 glyphs per font), and a pro version for £8/month. I’d normally balk at the idea of a subscription for this, but they have the perfect answer: you can make a one-time payment, and your account automatically downgrades back to free after a month. It’s not a hidden option, either, it’s the most prominent button on the upgrade page. That made me happy to give them £8 to play around with the service for a month.

Calligraphr works by having you print templates, write out the letters, then scan them in. It does some magical processing to extract the glyphs, provides tools to tidy them up, align them, etc, and then produces a TTF file for you. You can see some of my completed templates here:

Most of the templates I used for the font

Calligraphr has a nice UI to generate the templates, allowing you to select which glyphs to include. I added the “minimal English”, “basic punctuation” and “Ligatures” sets. That gave me four pages to fill out, and I did them all twice. That let me filter out versions that didn’t work well, and have variants for some letters so the font wasn’t too repetitive. Later on, I went back and added some custom ligatures based on blog post titles that didn’t look quite right: “Re”, “To”, “ers”, “ey”, “hy”, “ra”, “re” and “ty”. Ligatures like this help it look more natural: when we write we don’t just stamp out identical letters regardless of their surroundings, instead they will connect to their neighbours, or overlap slightly, or even share a stroke.

I filled these templates in with a Sharpie, as I wanted a fairly informal, scrap-booky look, and it would also give good solid shapes that should be easy to pick out of the template. I scanned them with the “Scan Document” function on my iPhone, and uploaded the PDFs to Calligraphr.

Iterating and tweaking

The Calligraphr UI allows you to preview the font, but I found it a lot more useful to just download a copy and use it on a local copy of my website. That let me test it with real text, and see how it’d look at the different font sizes I use on the site.

The first version was not great. Despite the guidelines on the template, I apparently wasn’t good at sticking to them. Some letters were floating way off the baseline, and some were sunken below. When those opposites met it looked terrible. Fortunately Calligraphr has a pretty easy tool to slide each letter up and down, and scale it up or down if needed, and you can see it next to other letters as you do it. It took a little bit of time to go through all the variants of all the letters, but the next version looked a lot better.

Another tweak I ended up doing was reducing the spacing between letters. The defaults Calligraphr uses are probably good for a blocky font, but I wanted to put the letters close together to give it more of a joined-up look. Again, this is an easy tool to use, you just drag the sides in or out as desired. While these tweaking steps were probably as fiddly as some of the Inkscape steps I refused to do earlier, they’re a lot more rewarding as you see things improving with each one. It’s a lot easier for me to commit time and effort to improving something that’s already working reasonably, than put that time and energy into an unknown.

Later, I noticed that occasionally there would be a huge gap in a title. Not “the kerning is slightly off” but “there’s enough room to park a bus”. It took me a while to figure out what was happening: a couple of glyphs hadn’t been isolated perfectly and had picked up a few pixels from the template lines at the edge of their boxes. That meant the glyph had a width that covered the actual written glyph, a big gap, and then the rogue marks. At first, I fixed this by just adjusting the width, but that left the little pixels floating awkwardly down-sentence. The proper fix was to use the editing tool and simply delete them, and then Calligraphr snapped the width back to what it should be.

These iterations took a while to do, but I just dipped in and out occasionally over the course of a week, so it didn’t actually feel like too much work. I quite enjoy the process of refining things, too.

Result and a surprise

If you’re viewing this post on my website¹, you can see the font in the headers, captions, and a few other places. Here’s how it compares to my actual handwriting:

My handwriting vs my handwriting font

It’s not close enough to forge documents, but I think it definitely gets across my style, and that’s exactly what I wanted. It’s surprisingly legible even at smaller font sizes — I think the weight of the Sharpie helps here — and at £8 and a bit of manual work was a lot more economical than spending days wresting with open source tools.

A few weeks after I put the finishing touches on the font, I got an e-mail from Calligraphr. As my account had lapsed back to the free version, I was no longer eligible for the “server-side backup” feature. So what did they do? They e-mailed me an exported copy! It’s a JSON file with the properties of each glyph and a base64 encoded image. Not only can I re-upload this to Calligraphr if I resubscribe, I can probably hook something up to edit it should I ever need to. I’m blown away by how pro-user Calligraphr’s business practices are. They’re up-front about pricing, don’t try to get you stuck on an auto-renewing subscription, and automatically export your data. It’s like a breath of fresh air compared to the barrage of dark patterns that other websites foist on us. If you want to make this kind of font, I’d definitely recommend them just because of how nice they are.

And I haven’t changed everything since writing this post… ↩︎

An app can be a ready meal

2025-06-11T00:00:00Z

It’s not a home-cooked meal, but it does the job sometimes.

Three years ago I read “an app can be a home-cooked meal” by Robin Sloan. It’s a great article about how Robin cooked up an app for his family to replace a commercial one that died. It’s been stuck in my head ever since. It’s only recently that I’ve actually done anything like Robin described, though. Part of the reason was my brain got too hung up on the family aspect: in my head, a home-cooked meal is one where your family or friends all gather around to eat it with you (in much the same way as Robin’s app is used in the article). It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise that you can apply all the same arguments to an app built just for you. And it doesn’t even have to be difficult. In fact, it can be more like a ready meal¹ than a family dinner.

Why not open source?

I love open source software. Almost everything I use day-to-day is open source, and most things I write for myself I release as open source. I believe that should be the default stance for most software. So why would you want to make something and keep it just for yourself?

Even if an open source project garners no users whatsoever, there’s still some pressure for it to meet certain standards²: if it needs configuring, then there needs to be a mechanism for people to do that; the code needs to be of a reasonable quality — my open source projects are linked from my CV, potential clients might be looking at them — and there needs to be at least some attempt at documentation or showing other people how to use it. There’s “building in public” and then there’s “inviting the whole world to poke around your drawer of shame”.

The way I usually work on things that are mostly for me is I hack them together, and then I gradually force myself to fix them up into a state where I consider them acceptable for release. That stage isn’t fun, and sometimes it adds more complexity than the whole original project. I’m not saying open source isn’t worth it — far from it! — but there is definitely a balance to be struck between the utility of making something open source and the amount of effort it takes.

For example, I mentioned previously that I wrote a home automation system. Hidden within that is a ~40 line function that determines whether a fan should be turned on to keep a room cool. The logic is entirely unique to the devices on my network and my requirements. To try to put it into a form that would be useful to anyone but me would take exponentially more effort. I’d basically be re-inventing Home Assistant, and I explicitly started that project because I didn’t need that kind of complexity. For a while I had this nagging feeling that I should find a way to open source it. Then I had my³ “lightbulb” moment: I could just not.

Writing something entirely for yourself, without planning on open sourcing it is surprisingly liberating: you don’t need to worry about documenting things; you can change anything and everything at will without having to worry about migration paths or whether it’ll break anyone’s workflow; you don’t have to configure things, you can just code them how you want. Hell, you can hard-code API keys right in the source code. Who cares!

The microwave revolution

XKCD 1205

One of the other problems with making software just for yourself is that often the time investment just isn’t worth it. If I spend a day automating something that normally takes me five minutes, it’s going to take an awful long time to “break even” on that time spent. If you’re open sourcing something then there are ancillary benefits that may tip those scales: you might help other people, have something to show off, etc. But if it’s just for you, then XKCD 1205 is a harsh mistress.

Recently, though, a new tool has emerged that tips the balance: LLM assistants. I’ve talked about my experience before. I’m definitely not comfortable letting an LLM run roughshod over my published code, even if it can help write some of it, but for private code? Why not! For a trivial example: I have a USB key with an Arch Linux ISO on it, in case I need to troubleshoot or reinstall my PC. Every so often I’ll update the ISO to the latest version. It probably takes 5 minutes to do, so it’s probably only worth 25-50 minutes to optimise it. Can I write, test, and debug a script to do it myself in that time? Probably not. Can I get an LLM to generate some code to do it for me, and then spend 10 minutes reviewing it⁴? Easily.

To continue with the strained metaphor: LLMs are like the microwave that nukes your ready meal. Pop in a prompt, let it use a load of power for a while, and out pops your app. You can even do it on your phone while sat on a sofa⁵. That changes the time equation even more: you can just squeeze in a prompt whenever something comes to mind.

This also goes back to the open source issue: I don’t feel comfortable publishing something created by an LLM with minimal intervention on my part. If I can prompt an LLM to do something, so can anyone else. We don’t need more slop out there, and I don’t want there to be any confusion about what I’ve written and what I’ve just prompted into existence. But for personal projects that will never see the light of day it’s perfect.

What I’ve made

Besides the home automation controller, I’ve built a constellation of smaller tools: a script to arrange windows on my monitors how I want them⁶, one to help me verify that my backups are working and can be restored, one to create the files/folders for a new blog post, and some other odds and ends. They’re all pretty small, and pretty specific to my setup.

My biggest just-for-me project is a web app that I started to help me aggregate film recommendations. It’s since morphed into a general personal data aggregation service: it deals with data from GitHub, Todoist, Letterboxd, TMDB, Healthkit, and others. It also lets me make re-orderable lists, store recipes, and more. Parts of this could definitely be open sourced, and I might carve them out at some point, but it’s mostly a glorious hodge-podge of things specific to me. Having all these services in one place lets me make quick and dirty automations, for example: when I create a Todoist note on my phone or watch, I often forget to set the due date, so it doesn’t show up in the “Today” view. It was literally a few lines of code to plumb things together so any inbox task without a due date gets set to today automatically.

If I was trying to write these things in a way that would be useful to other people, or — for some of the features — without the aid of an LLM, I just wouldn’t be bothered. It’d take too much time for questionable benefit. But there’s a kind of joy in just being able to hack things together that work just well enough for you. A ready meal will never compete with a home-cooked meal, but sometimes it perfectly hits the spot.

Image credits	Creator	Licence	Source
Spaghetti carbonara	Wikimedia user Geni	CC BY-SA 4.0	Wikimedia
XKCD 1205	Randall Munroe	CC BY-NC 2.5	XKCD

or a “TV dinner”, if you’re North-American-ly inclined. ↩︎
Self-imposed pressure, for sure, but brains are going to do brain things. ↩︎
very obvious in retrospect ↩︎
Reviewing LLM-generated code that shells out to dd to write to the root of a storage drive is perhaps the most intensely I’ve ever reviewed any code to date. I really didn’t want to write a blog post about how an LLM blatted my hard drive! ↩︎
Phones are terrible input devices for code, but they’re just about passable for typing English. ↩︎
I basically want a tiling window manager, but without all the effort and weirdness of a tiling window manager. ↩︎

Home Automation Without the Megacorps

2025-05-21T00:00:00Z

I first experimented with home automation in 2016, by picking up a Samsung “SmartThings” hub. It was terrible. The UI to configure things was slow and clunky, firmware updates were applied whether you wanted them or not, and everything stopped working if their cloud services stopped. You were also locked into whatever integrations they deigned to support, of course. After that broke for the umpteenth time I scaled back and for years the closest I got to home automation was a couple of Hue bulbs.

Recently I’ve been building it out again, though. This time using off-the-shelf components that interop using Zigbee, open-source software, and some code I wrote myself. It’s great; it runs entirely locally and has had basically zero downtime. The Zigbee ecosystem lets me integrate all sorts of things without having to spend lots of money on “smart” alternatives. I think I’ve spent less on this incarnation than I did on the original SmartThings hub all those years ago (even without adjusting for inflation!).

My current setup

I run everything on a Raspberry Pi 4, with a Sonoff USB Zigbee adapter based on the CC2652P chipset¹. Interfacing with the Zigbee stack is handled by zigbee2mqtt (z2m for short), an open-source project that basically bridges your devices to an MQTT broker². When a device reports some data, it will send a new message over MQTT; when you want to make a device do something you just post a message back. It’s incredibly lightweight, but supports a huge array of devices out of the box. And as it’s just using MQTT, it’s trivial to integrate with other software or build on top of.

I know a lot of people building out this kind of home automation use Home Assistant, but I don’t get on with it terribly well. It felt incredibly sluggish, and the entire project is just a bit… much. I want a binary or package or docker image I can just run, not an entire operating system. That’s not how computers are meant to work! In contrast, z2m is simple to set up, super light weight and responsive.

Anyway. z2m exposes Zigbee devices over MQTT, so I wrote some code in Go to connect to the MQTT broker, and listen to the messages. It’s grown a bit beyond this now, and I’m skipping some boring bits like error handling and JSON parsing, but at first I had something like:

for {
    message, topic, err := c.ReadSlices()
    
    if string(topic) == "zigbee2mqtt/desk-button" {
        if strings.Contains(message, "single") {
            c.Publish(nil, []byte("{\"state\": \"TOGGLE\"}"), "zigbee2mqtt/room-lights/set")
        }
    }
}

I think I actually made this harder to read by trying to simplify it here, but hopefully you can follow that it was relatively straight forward to listen for a particular action to happen (in this case me “single”-pressing on the device called “desk-button”) and then make another device do something in response (toggling the state of the “room-lights” device).

So what actually are these devices? At present in z2m I have the following:

Some generic buttons
An air quality sensor (USB powered), and a separate temperature sensor (battery powered)
A light switch
Some 240V relay modules, that I use to turn non-smart devices on and off
Some USB relay modules, for the same purpose
Some “smart” plugs that I mostly use to monitor power usage
A motorised blind roller

I think all of these are either Tuya or Moes branded, and were all sourced from AliExpress. You can get the same things from Amazon or elsewhere, but they tend to be 3-4x more expensive for the same product.

One of the cool things about Zigbee devices is that the powered ones work together to create a mesh network, so you don’t have to worry about network repeaters or signal strength like you do with Wi-Fi networks. z2m even makes a map showing the connections:

The network map produced by z2m. You can see how all the powered devices form a mesh that the lower power ones can connect to.

Some interesting automations

A Zigbee relay spliced into the power cable for the fan

So what do I actually do with all of this? Some of it is just what I’ll call “laziness automation”: I want to be able to turn on the lights without getting up and walking to the light switch. So there’s a Zigbee button on my desk that does it. Then there are some less manual automations: my blinds are automatically closed at sunset³, for example. It feels a bit trivial, but it’s surprisingly nice just not to have to think about that at all.

Another nice quality of life automation is the light I have above my monitor. It’s USB powered, and I now have it going through a Zigbee USB relay that lets it be toggled on and off. Then I have a small agent running on my desktop that turns the light on when the computer is unlocked, and off when it locks or shuts down. I keep meaning to make a “film mode” that detects when I’m watching a film, and turning all the lights and blinds down, but I haven’t got around to it yet.

The most complex automation is probably for a window fan. It’s not smart in any way, so I cut the power cable and inserted a Zigbee relay. The whole thing is housed in a little project box to keep it secure. The relay basically acts as a switch: the live wire leading to the fan runs to the “normally open”⁴ contact, while the upstream power goes to “common”. When the relay is told to turn the fan on, the two get connected and the fan gets power. Oh, it’s also not actually a window fan, but I designed and 3D printed some adapters so that it sits right in the window.

So now we have a window fan that can be turned off and on automatically. But I don’t want to have to press a button to do that. I’m lazy, remember? Instead, I made it so that the Go code constantly monitors the temperature reported by the air quality sensor, and queries the free OpenWeatherMap API to get the rough temperature outside. It can then turn the fan on if the room is too hot, and outside is cool enough to make a difference (there’s no point in blowing hotter air in!).

A graph of room temperature, showing the effect of the fan being turned on and off

I don’t want it to do that all the time though. The room doesn’t need to be cooled if I’m not around. There are various Zigbee presence sensors you can get, but the cheaper ones seem to be of dubious quality. Instead, I wrote some code to guess whether I’m present. It uses the state of the monitor light as a proxy for “is the computer in use”, and then makes some guesses based on the last time the computer was used and the current time (if I turn the computer off at midnight it probably means I’m going to sleep; if I turn it off at 2pm it probably means I’m going out somewhere).

You can see in the graph that the fan has a decent impact on temperature. I coded it to cool the room to 19 degrees, but then not turn on again until it was above 20. This prevents it flip-flopping on and off constantly. You can clearly see the pattern in the graph, as it actively cools and then slowly the room warms back up. This arrangement is much better than being woken up at 5am because it’s painfully cold. Trust me.

Bonuses: metrics and 3D printer

One of the things my custom Go code does is collate all the various stats reported by the Zigbee devices, and inserts them into a VictoriaMetrics database. I originally hosted this on the Pi itself, and it performed fine, but I’ve since moved it onto a server so that I can use it for some other things as well.

I set up Grafana to point to VM, and can create dashboards showing power usage, what devices are turned on when, and a bunch of environmental conditions. This also makes it easy to spot how good the data coming from the devices are. For example, the air quality sensor reports a figure for the amount of Carbon Dioxide in the air, as well as the amount of Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs). The graphs are basically identical, but on a different scale. It turns out this particular device has no actual way of detecting CO₂, so it just “calculates” it from the VOCs figure. Useful to know if you want to actually use that data.

Recently I came across a go library for interacting with Bambu Lab printers, so I’ve also hooked that into my automation. It exports metrics about the printer, so I now have a way of seeing what’s going on when I’m not physically present⁵. I even added a HTTP endpoint (exposed over Tailscale) that shows pictures from the built-in camera.

On the automation front, I’ve made it automatically turn off the printer’s light when it finishes a print, and also added push notifications via PushOver whenever the state changes. No longer will I be sat in another room blissfully unaware it ran out of filament seconds after I walked out the door!

Was it worth it?

These days you could probably just buy some kind of ‘smart home’ hub that works well enough, and do most of what I’ve done with a lot less effort and no coding. I’m still of the opinion that for something so essentially local, it should itself be managed entirely locally. I don’t trust companies like Google or Amazon not to kill their products, or change or remove an API I rely on.

Obviously the “Not Invented Here” approach of coding everything yourself doesn’t suit everyone, but as someone who enjoys coding and enjoys having things work just so it works very well for me.

It turns out the chipset is important. I initially used a similar Sonoff dongle that used a CC2531 chipset, and its performance wasn’t great. It often failed to pair with new devices, and dropped links to existing ones. The zigbee2mqtt docs do explicitly advise against the CC2531 chips for that reason. At the time they recommended CC2652Ps, so that’s what I went with. If you’re starting new I’d go with whatever their latest recommendation was. ↩︎
MQTT is basically a network protocol for publishing and subscribing to arbitrary messages. A broker is the thing that sits in the middle and routes the messages. I use Mosquitto but any will do. ↩︎
They originally also re-opened at sunrise but that was a terrible mistake. Who knew the sun rose so early?! ↩︎
“open” meaning “there’s a gap so it doesn’t work” not “open for business”. This confusion in terminology also extends to drawbridges. ↩︎
I use the printer in LAN mode, which means there’s no way to monitor it from a phone, even if you’re connected to the same network still. ↩︎