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This might be the most I’ve ever struggled to finish a film. It’s a weird mish-mash of Lovecraftian Horror, Freaky Friday, and a really boring Mills & Boon novel.

There was no real suspense, the characters’ behaviour mostly didn’t make any sense, and it was about as sexy as stubbing your toe. Heather Graham does her best, but even the most astounding performance ever couldn’t make this film work for me.

Scariest moment: finding out that in the US they just have normal looking power outlets right above the sink. Like, right where the water splashes? What?

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